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Roses are red, Pickles are green, I love your legs and what's in...

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Knock knock Who's there? Albie Albie who? Albie darned, a funny joke!

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Female Worker: I'd like to get something off my chest. Manager:...

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What does a math teacher eat? Square meals

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What vegetables to librarians like? Quiet peas!

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What kind of horses go out after dusk? Nightmares

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If it hurts when you pee, urine trouble.

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Why do they call him a Skipper when he just stands there?

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Don't argue with a fool. Spectators can't tell the difference.

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I had a TV Show about trees but it got axed.

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Gravity sucks.

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Most guests on daytime TV shows are women. The problem is less...

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What type of phone do aliens use? A Samsung Galaxy 4

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"When I die I want to go peacefully in my sleep like my...

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"If it wasn't for pickpockets I'd have no sex life at all."

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Why did the cowboy brush his teeth with gunpowder? So he could...

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How do you Circumcise a Red Neck? Kick his sister in the Mouth!

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What do you call an old dentist? A bit long in the tooth...