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How many parachutes do we have?

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An Engineering Major asks "How does it work?" A Science Major asks...

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How will history remember Bill Clinton? The President who was...

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Why did the dirty chicken cross the road? For some fowl purpose.

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If your father is a poor man it's your fate. If your father-in-law...

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Guess what planet I'll destroy next, it's Uranus!

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What's a penis's favorite recipe? Tummy pancakes!

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Good girls are just bad girls that never get caught.

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I was gonna tell you a gay joke butt fuck it.

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I'd QA that logo dopes  

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A duck, a skunk, and a frog go to the movies. Tickets cost one...

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What do you call a female magician? Trixie

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Why did the bird go to the doctor? He needed tweetment.

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What came after the Stone Age and the Bronze Age? The sausage

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pile of...

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Why did the duck go to rehab? Because he was a quack addict!