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"The first thing that struck me when I got to Paris was a damn bus!"

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A mailman gets into fender bender with another driver, the driver...

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You might be an engineer if you look forward to Christmas only to...

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You know you're having a bad day when you take an advance on your...

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Little Johnny: Dad, where did I get all of my intelligence come...

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Did you hear about the painter who was fired for dropping things...

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What did the banana say to the vibrator? "Why are YOU shaking?...

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If all automobiles in the country were pink what would we have? A...

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Is it a bad thing when you Google something and it comes back...

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What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus? I wanna hold...

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Did you hear about the nun that went on a fishing trip with 3...

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Customer: This lobster has only one claw. Waiter: I'm sorry, sir....

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Why did the mother of twins name both of her sons Edward? Because...

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"I'm a Proctologist. I work with assholes all day!"

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How do you make 4 old ladies say "FUCK!?" Get a 5th to yell "BINGO!"

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What did the mechanical engineer do when an air conditioning pipe...

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What's a lunatic way to loose weight? Land on the moon!

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What looks like half a hamster? The other half

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What did the vagina say to the penis? So do you cum here often?

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