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Sign at the front desk of a sperm bank: "Thank you for coming"

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How did Liberaces asshole get burned? By extinguishing his candelabra.

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Why is the letter 'G' so scary? It turns a host into a ghost.

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I asked the "vending machine" to dispense me another sweet She...

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What happened to the fly that landed on the toilet seat? It got...

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How many gardeners does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One...

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What are a leper's favorite songs? "Footloose" and "Eyes Without a...

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What does a female snail say during sex? Faster, faster, faster!

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A gay guy is cruising in a gay bar. He finds a hot guy, they...

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Alcohol is not the answer. Alcohol is the question. Yes is the answer.

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Where there's a will there's 400 relatives.

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What is the difference between a boyfriend and a husband? 45 minutes

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Why do marble statues look so mean? They have hearts of stone.

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T-shirt: I listen to bands that don't even exist yet!