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"I didn't like this haircut but it's starting to grow on me."

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Why do mummies have so few friends? They're all wrapped up in...

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How is it one careless match can start a forest fire but it takes...

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Why did Michael Jackson like 28-year-olds? Because there were 20...

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Ron: That MILF says you have a bad attitude. Chad: Fuck her! Ron:...

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Born Moderately Wealthy

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make a pig noise obnoxiously loud.

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When did Julius Caesar die? A couple days before his funeral.

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Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and...

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What stays in the corner but travels around the world? A stamp!

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What do you call a 100-year old ant? An antique

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What do you get when you cross a lamb with a spaceship? The...

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Do man-eating sharks eat women too?

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Why did the man dump ground beef on his head? He wanted a meatier...

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