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What do you call a Polack with 500 girlfriends? A shepherd

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Q: Did you hear about what happened to the mohel who had cataracts...

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Yo mama so black she goes to funerals naked.

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A successful diet is the triumph of mind over platter!

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What was Beethoven's favorite fruit? BANANANAAAAA!

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"Mom! Deaf kids at school are making fun of me." "What did they say?"

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why cant you see the invisible man? hes busy getting pussy

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Why was the diver angry at the diving board? Because it flipped...

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Why is Alabama the smartest state in the US? It has four A's and...

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Why is a violinist like a Scud missile? Both are offensive and...

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How do you confuse a drummer? Put a sheet of music in front of him.

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T-Shirt: Stamp Out Crime... Abolish the IRS.

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You know you need a new lawyer when he warns a hostile witness...

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I'm not fluent in idiot. Could you please speak more slowly?

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What is in the toilet of the Starship Enterprise? The captain's log

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Why were roads built? So that the chicken could cross it in the...

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If keep your head when everyone around you is losing theirs you...

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How do you know when you are getting old? When you start having...

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