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"You look like you just stepped out of a beauty shop... and fell...

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What do an apple and a lawyer have in common? They both look good...

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What is the capital of Washington? The W

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Adam and Eve had an ideal marriage. He didn't have to hear about...

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I want procrastination and I want it tomorrow!

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Why do I watch basketball? To find out who the next member of the...

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How does an LA cop catch fish? He catches one and beats it until...

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What do baby pythons play with? Rattle snakes

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What is the best time to go to the dentist? At toothhurty

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Why does the label on children's Tylenol tell you not to operate...

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Mitro Mitro who? Mitro-chorizo!

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Yo mama so fat she sat on a penny and a booger came out of...

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yo mama head so big they call her beany

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What do you call a Sun Devil with a championship ring? A thief!