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How do you get an asu alum off your porch? Pay for the pizza!

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Where's the best place to hide a niggers welfare check? Under his...

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I wouldn't say you're stupid. You are, but I wouldn't say it.

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Mimes are thinking outside of the box when it comes to their job.

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Knock knock Who's there? Thermos Thermos who? Thermos be a better...

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A penguin driving cross-country breaks down in hot Arizona. He...

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Yo mama so poor I asked where the bathroom was at your house and...

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Why did the witch buy a computer? She needed the spellcheck.

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What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light...

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Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies...

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What's the difference between a Yankee fan and a bag of crap? The bag!

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Ford Owner Recommends Dodge

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Confucius say... Man who walk through airport turnstiles sideways...

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What is the longest sentence in the English language? "I do."

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Bumper sticker: "Thank You For Pot Smoking"

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How do you plant dope? Bury a blonde

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Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? To go to high school

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Quantum Mechanics... The dreams stuff is made of.