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Do jellyfish get gas from eating jellybeans?

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If you don't pay your exorcist do you get repossessed?

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Why did the baseball player practice using Playboy magazine? He...

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How does a cow add and subtract? With a cowculator

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what do you call a 3rd grader with no friends? a sand hook surviver

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Chevy: Like a Rock

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I don't think he has a gun.

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I didn't say it was your fault. I said I was blaming you.

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What's the difference between a golfer and a skydiver? A golfer...

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You might be a pothead if you think "Truckin'" by the Grateful...

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Why do men pay more than women for car insurance? Because women...

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PUPIL: Teacher, is there life after death? TEACHER: Why do you...

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what do you call idiots? people who look up this (:

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Why don't cows ever have any money? The farmers milk them dry!

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Can vampires donate blood?

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