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What do you call a bear with no parents? Rupert the Bastard

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What do you call a stoner epileptic? Shake and Bake

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Why should you invite a giraffe over for Christmas? To put the...

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knock knock Who's there? disguise Disguise who disguise your boyfreind

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yo mama so cross eyed she cross eyed

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Yo mama so lazy she has a stay-at-home job and still can't get to...

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Yo mama so dirty on her job application it said "Position Wanted"...

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yo mamma so skinny when she was walking down the street they...

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T-Shirt: Sometimes I wake up grumpy. Other times I let him sleep!

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Blonde: What does IDK stand for? Brunette: I don't know. Blonde:...

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Why are only 2% of blondes touch typists? The other 98% are...

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All work and no play will make you a manager.

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I lost it while I was fighting this kid who said you weren't the...

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Why did God create yeast infections? So women would know what it...

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"Time's fun when you're having flies." - Kermit the Frog

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Half of American shoppers buy gift cards at Christmas. The other...

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How do you make an egg roll? You push it.

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What is the difference between an onion and an accordion? No one...

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Why did the rabbits go on strike? They wanted a better celery.