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how do dolphins get high????? they puff-a-fish

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Veni, Vidi, Visa: I came, I saw, I shopped.

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A pessimist's blood type is always b-negative!

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Why did the chicken go to KFC? He wanted to see a chicken strip!

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John and his kids walk into a bar after driving there bog standard...

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No presents this year  

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Mother Superior: I must tell everyone something. We have a case of...

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I opened up a meme the other day and it made me want to kill...

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"I'm addicted to brake fluid but I can stop at any time!"

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"I tried to daydream but my mind kept wandering."

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J.R. Tolkien enjoyed writing fairy tales so much it became a Hobbit...

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Confucius say... Boy who fool around with girl in wrong period get...

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Yo mama so bald she had attempted to work on a preschool but they...

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How many psychoanalysts does it take to screw in a light bulb? "So...

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what is the best advert for gun control in America? Footage of...