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Why did the Canadian cross the road? He saw some American do it on TV.

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Welcome to Kentucky... Set your watch back 20 years!

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Jeremy: But, officer, I am a college graduate. Police Officer:...

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How many Californians does it take to screw in a light bulb? None....

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Why was the baby Jesus not born in Iowa? They couldn't find 3 wise...

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Why did they outlaw "the wave" in Michigan? Two Wolverines drowned.

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Jan: Do these pants make me look fatter? Sandra: No. I mean, how...

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Why are there so many Smiths in the phonebook? They all have phones.

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What is black and white and red all over? An interracial couple in...

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Why did the bunnies go on strike? They wanted a raise in celery.

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How can you tell if a snake is a baby snake? It has a rattle.

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Where do you take a sick potato? To a MASH unit

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What do you call the girl on a trombone player's arm? A tattoo

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Hal: I decided to give up the saxophone. Vince: Was it too hard to...

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My New Year's resolution is to look at the glass as half full,...

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What is the best way to make pants last? Make the jacket first.

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Why did the Army soldiers tire so quickly? They were wearing fatigues.