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What do you get when you cross a gypsy and a Jew? A chain of empty...

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Why does the bride always wear white? So the dishwasher matches...

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A honeymoon couple checks into a hotel and ask for a suite....

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"I've got nothing against Mormons but I wouldn't want my sisters...

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A consultant is someone who takes the watch off your wrist and...

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What did the master say to his confused disciple? "That was Zen,...

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Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto stays on all fours? They're...

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Why are conductors' hearts used so often for transplants? They've...

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When do astronauts eat? At launch time!

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What happened to the glow worm who was squashed? He was delighted.

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If you need to hack into any database, -YOU SUSPECT THAT YOUR...

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How does a leopard change his spots? When it gets tired of one...

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What word has the most letters in it? Alphabet

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How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb? How many can...

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"I used to be a professional fisherman but then I discovered I...

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"I've never flown before," the nervous old lady said to the pilot....

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A man walks into a book shop. He asks the woman behind the counter...

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They are a fastidious couple. She's fast and he's hideous...