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Twerking and Selfie were just added to the dictionary. Future and...

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A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it...

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Customer: Waiter! This soup tastes funny. Waiter: Then you should...

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Why should u never fight an dinosour Because I will get jurrass...

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I didn't mean to offend you. That was just a bonus!

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What did the midget order in the cafe? A glass of condensed milk...

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I used to like my neighbors. Then they put a password on their WiFi...

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Who can jump higher than a tall building? Anyone. A building can't...

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What will it take to shut you up? Let me guess... my dick.

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Yo mama so stupid if she got amnesia she'd get smarter.

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Ed: Have you ever smelled mothballs? Paul: Yeah. Ed: How did you...

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If a 911 operator has a heart attack who do they call?

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What do you call a cracked window? A pane in the glass

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Oh, I'm on top of that one!  

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Why do we kill people for killing people to show that killing is...

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Fighting for peace is like fucking for chastity.