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Terrorists are afraid to fly with us.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Karl Marx: It was a historical...

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Tom: I hate to say it but your girlfriend looks like a...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Nun: It was a habit.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Mae West: I invited it to come...

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What do you call a bottle of sparkling water that sells things? A...

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What do you get when you cross a straight man and a straight...

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What did the blonde say about blonde jokes? She said they were...

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It's more of a pun but... This is going to be inkredible!

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Why did the parrot wear a raincoat? He wanted to be a polyunsaturated.

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What season is it when you're on a trampoline? Spring-time

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What do you call a man who lends his tools to a neighbor? A saw loser

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Darryl Strawberry admitted he would have used steroids if they...

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What do you call a scary chicken? A poultrygeist