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What did the sign in the Egyptian funeral home say? "Satisfaction...

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"Epsilon time since I saw you last."

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In the beginning, God created heaven and earth. After that,...

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"I've never had a need to get married. I have a dog that growls...

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How many doctors does it take to change a light bulb? None. They...

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What's the good thing about having Alzheimer's? You get to meet...

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How many accountants does it take to change a light bulb? None....

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"I'm a Republican because not everyone can be on welfare."

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What do you call a disco full of epileptics? A foam party

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What's black and sitting at the top of the staircase? A paraplegic...

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Knock Knock Whos there? Ralph Ralph who? Ralph Ralph Ralph, its a...

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Yo mama so white when she visited the White House she got lost!

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Yo mama glasses so thick she burns ants with them.

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Yo mama so stupid she thinks Sirius Black is some hip hop station...

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Did you hear about the Italian chef that died? He pasta away. He...

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. They...

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What did one strawberry say to the other? If you hadn't been so...

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What do you get when you cross a highway with a bicycle? Run over!!

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Why don't they just make food stamps edible?

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How many US Marines does it take to change a light bulb? 50. One...