Answer 1

What is a free gift? Aren't all gifts free?

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Why did the little tomato drop out of school? He could never ketchup.

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Why did the raisin go out with the prune? She couldn't find a date.

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Do narcoleptics ever suffer from insomnia?

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If you want to know more about paranoids follow them around.

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You know you're addicted to coffee when you forget to unwrap a...

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What's pink, soft, and never moves? Stephen Hawking's slippers.

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Why are baseball stadiums so cool? There's a fan in every seat.

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What do elves learn in school? The elf-abet

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What is a monkey's favorite month? Ape-ril

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Macho Law prohibits me from admitting I'm wrong.

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What do they call a French kiss in France?

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What makes 9 out of 10 people happy? Gang rape

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You answer me but I never ask you questions. What am I? A telephone

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Kelly: I have a new job at a bowling alley. George: Tenpin? Kelly:...

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What is a mouse's least favorite record? What's up Pussycat!

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The auditor tells the taxpayer "I'm afraid we can't let you deduct...

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Did you hear Danica Patrick was arrested for drugs? They found...