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What does NASA stand for? No Aliens Seen Again

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Did you hear about the new "Dial-A-Prayer" phone service for...

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Microbiology Lab: Staph Only!

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Why do surgeons wear masks? If one of them makes a mistake nobody...

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Secretary: One of the patients in the waiting room started a...

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These vanity license plate combinations are actually banned in...

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Why did Fortune never get pregnant? She didn't want to have...

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How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb? Into what?

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What is the difference between St. Patrick's Day and Martin Luther...

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What did the glasses maker call his shop when he moved to an...

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How many potheads does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to...

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What does Winnie the Pooh have in common with John the...

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Don't marry a tennis player; love means nothing to them.

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Antique Shop Owner: How can I help you? Blonde Customer: So what's...

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How does a woman in Harlem practice safe sex? She locks the car doors.

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Why are all black people fast? All the slow ones are in jail.

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What does a Christmas tree and the Pope have in common? They both...

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There was something about you that I liked but you spent it...

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An Eskimo girl spent the night with her boyfriend. The next...

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60% of Orientals have cataracts. The other 40% drive Lincoln...