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Roses are red, Violets are corny, When I think of you, Oh baby I...

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Why did it take the monster 10 months to finish a book? Because he...

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What did the burrito director say after filming a scene? OK...

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How many caped crusaders does it take to change a light...

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My dream job would be driving the karma bus...

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What are prehistoric monsters called when they sleep? A dinosnore

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Why is it against the law to whisper? Because it isn't aloud!

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What do babies and basketball players have in common? They both...

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Boss: We're very keen on cleanliness at this company. Did you wipe...

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Spaghetti on my sweater already moms spaghetti.

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Why is it called a litter of puppies? Because they mess up the...

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Policeman: Anything you say can and will be held against...

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Yo mama so ugly if she was a scarecrow the corn would run away!

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What is the new low-fat Christian wafer called? "I Can't Believe...

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The advantage in being a failure in show business is you never...

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Who is the world's greatest athlete? The guy who finishes first...