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Yo mama so flat she's jealous of the wall!

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How do you know you're leading a sad life? When a nympho tells you...

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Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible? Samson. He brought...

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Customer: Can I borrow Batman Forever? Blockbuster employee: No,...

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A friend of mine asked "what do movie actually producers do?" I...

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What is the definition of wicker box? What Elmer Fudd wants to do...

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What do you call two Vietnamese in a Trans Am? The gooks of hazard!

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A man telephoned a New York airline office and asked "how long...

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What did the calculator say to the tree? "Got any spare roots?"

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You might be a redneck if you once got on to Jeopardy but then you...

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What stories are told by basketball players? Tall tales

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How is a heart like a musician? They both have a beat.

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What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball? Gagged!

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Wife: I'm back from the beauty shop. Husband: I take it they were...

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Why did the snowman pull down his pants? He saw the snow blower...

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What do Dale Jr and global warming have in common?? 10 years...

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The Sluts Prayer...   Now I lay me down to...

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What do Lance Armstrong and Tony Montana have in common? They're...

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how come i wanna die? cause i wanna die

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A guy told his friend "3 bitches were making me sandwiches the...