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Christian said my jokes are baaaaa-d hes a G.O.A.T.

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Why was the black hole unpopular? Because he sucked so bad.

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How did the telephone get married? In a double ring ceremony

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I once drove across Europe in 10 days, 6 days of driving and 4...

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"Mommy, mommy! Grandma's going out!" "Well, throw on some more...

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Mattel has just announced their new street-life line of toys......

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What kinds of plates do they use on Venus? Flying saucers

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What happens when a Pollock doesn't pay the garbage bill? They...

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A bloke stayed up all night wondering where the sun had gone. Then...

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Who won the zombie race? It was dead even.

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What does a crocodile call a giraffe with three legs? Lunch. What...

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What do you call a blonde standing on her head? A brunette with...

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What is the cheapest meat? Deer balls. They're under a buck.

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To err is human, to forgive is against company policy.

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Did you hear about the Newfie who bought an AM radio? Took him 3...

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They were having some problems funding Obamacare but they found a...

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Why doesn't a dog ever have a nose that is 12 inches long? Because...

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What's the difference between a straight man, a gay man, and a...

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Knock knock Who's there? Judo Judo who? Judo know what the hell...