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"I saw a guy chatting up a cheetah. I figured he's trying to pull...

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Most children eat their spinach so they'll grow up big and strong...

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Why didn't the little drummer boy get into heaven? Because he woke...

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Amber: I got a fortune cookie at dinner last night and it...

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"My grandmother started walking 5 miles a day when she was 60. Now...

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What do you get when you cross a transatlantic aircraft with an...

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Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

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Why don't blondes eat pickles? They can't get their head in the jar!

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Why do men fart more than women? Women can't shut up long enough...

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Redhead: I slept with a Brazilian. Blonde: OMG! You slut! How many...

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How do you know it's midnight at an American airport? When you see...

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"I know I'm not perfect. But I'm so close it's scary!"

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Why is there only one Monopolies Commission?

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What do you get if you cross an owl with a skunk? A bird that...

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Is it legal for a man in California to marry his widow's...

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Why did they take the Walmarts out of Afghanistan? To make room...

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What do you call a Native American who is good at online...

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How many boy scouts does it take to screw in a light bulb? Three....

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What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A bird can fly...

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What happens to dead plumbers? They go down the drain!