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Why did the rooster run away? It was chicken.

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I held a festival of peace and meditation. My neighbors complained...

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What do you call a Jamaican proctologist? Pokemon

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What is the difference between a walrus and a fox? About 7 drinks.

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Why did the electrician close early on Mondays? Because business...

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What did the cowboy ride at the beach? A seahorse

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The chef was preparing the seafood when he pulled a mussel.

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Who invented underground tunnels? A mole

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What is the most effective way to remember your wife's...

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How many journalists does it take to screw in a light...

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What do you call a brave and hairy Tibetan? Yak the giant killer

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There are 3 kinds of lies: a small lie, a big lie and politics.

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Answering machine message: "Leave a message and I'll call you...

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An old man returns from Thailand with his new Thai bride. His new...

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What is a volcano? A mountain with the hiccups!

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Pandas are the least racist animal... They're black, white and...