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A lady went into a bar in Waco and saw a cowboy with his feet...

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Why is Piglet so smelly? He plays with Pooh.

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You know you're from Pennsylvania if you can give directions to...

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Why did the blonde bring sandpaper to the desert? She needed a map.

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How do mountains stay warm in the winter? They wear snow caps.

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I was sexting my girlfriend and then she dumped me. When I came...

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Knock knock Who's there? Britney Spears Britney Spears who? Knock...

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First I was a Giant fan, then I was a Jet fan... now I'm a small...

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When Chuck Norris' daughter lost her virginity he got it back.

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What did The Wanted say during their award acceptance speech? "We...

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How do 5 gay guys walk together? In One Direction.

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Why are white girls so skinny? They think sucking dick is part of...

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If the world was a jacket where would the people from the ghetto...

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The chance of a piece of bread falling buttered side down is...

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Yo mama so ugly she has to sneak up on a hurricane to catch a breeze.

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Woman: I feel really good about myself today. I gave a bum 5...

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"My dog's so obedient... I said 'heel' and he bit me right there!"

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There is a 4-story house. On the top floor is a crazy woman who...

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Why is it that when a man gets a promotion ahead of a woman it's...

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Teacher: Every 10 seconds a woman in India gives birth to a...