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A child prayed for a bike. When he didn't get it he later stole a...

Answer 2

How many stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb? Five. One...

Answer 3

How many bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light...

Answer 4

What do Ethiopians and Yoko Ono have in common? They both live off...

Answer 5

What would Elvis be doing if he were alive today? Scratching like...

Answer 6

Why don't they know where Mozart is buried? Because he's Haydn!

Answer 7

What do you get when you play a new age song backwards? A new age...

Answer 8

A life insurance agent tells a prospective client "don't let me...

Answer 9

The President of a large corporation opened his directors meeting...

Answer 10

What do you get if you cross a computer with a hamburger? A Big Mac.

Answer 11

Tommy answered the Kentucky State frat house phone. The voice said...

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Sister: Mom wants you to come and help fix dinner. Brother: Why?...

Answer 13

If women don't fool around and men don't fool around, who are the...

Answer 14

Why did the blonde cross the road? I don't know. Neither did she.

Answer 15

Did you hear about the underwater snooker player? He was a pool shark.

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A man rode his bicycle through the park one day. A friend asked...

Answer 17

Why are the New York Jets like a tampon? They're only good for one...

Answer 18

What do the Pope and the Saints have in common? They both cram...

Answer 19

Why is red the color of the University of Georgia? Because they...

Answer 20

How many directors does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one...