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I'm just glad my friend died doing what she loved... taking a car...

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Did you know Chrysler introduced a new car to commemorate...

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Hope I don't get AIDS on my trip to Africa. Just kidding, I'm white!

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A man stands on the bathroom scale sucking in his stomach. Wife:...

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How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen? 54. Two in the front,...

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Why do blondes wear underwear? To keep their ankles warm

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Newton just burned the heck out of Galileo. You know what he says?...

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Little Johnny: Mommy, all the kids in school say I have a big...

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Reporter: Would you say being a telephone operator is a business...

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How many publishers does it take to change a light bulb? Three....

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A man walks into a bar in Bangkok. A sign reads: Cheese Sandwich:...