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You must've been born on the highway cuz that's where most...

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Knock knock whos there? Go fuck yourself

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Mother: Never, never take candy from strangers. Johnny: You're...

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Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto stays on all fours? They're...

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If you are supposed to learn from your mistakes why do some people...

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A cartoonist was found dead in his home. Details are sketchy...

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What do elves learn in school? The elf-abet

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Secretary: One of the patients in the waiting room started a...

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Why is Piglet so smelly? He plays with Pooh.

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Why did Humpty Dumpty have a great fall? To make up for a bad summer

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What do you call a Jamaican proctologist? Pokemon

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Why did they try to cheer up the seven dwarves? Only one of them...

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how come i wanna die? cause i wanna die

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