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You might be an engineer if you look forward to Christmas only to...

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How do 2 programmers make money? One writes viruses and the other...

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Is it a bad thing when you Google something and it comes back...

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What does NASA stand for? No Aliens Seen Again

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"I tried to daydream but my mind kept wandering."

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Why did the man dump ground beef on his head? He wanted a meatier...

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Microbiology Lab: Staph Only!

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Sign on a nuclear containment building: "Warning: Radiation area....

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If you want an astronomical experiment to succeed you have to...

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When do astronauts eat? At launch time!

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Student: Science is stupid. Teacher: Why do you say that? Student:...

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What did the calculator say to the tree? "Got any spare roots?"

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What did the man do after being found guilty of sabotaging the...

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What do you get if you cross a computer with a hamburger? A Big Mac.

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Quantum Mechanics... The dreams stuff is made of.

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Why was there thunder and lightning in the lab? The scientists...

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What happens if you touch a faulty wire? You get a shock

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If history repeats itself I'm getting a dinosaur.