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Why did the Army soldiers tire so quickly? They were wearing fatigues.

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"Prison food is very tasty. I got out 10 years ago and I can still...

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I'm not fluent in idiot. Could you please speak more slowly?

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Sow your wild oats on Saturday night. Then on Sunday pray for crop...

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When lightning strikes the ocean why don't all the fish die?

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Confucius say... Woman who sit on judge's lap get honorable discharge.

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How will history remember Bill Clinton? The President who was...

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What did the lion say to his friends before they went out hunting...

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What is the difference between a cat and a frog? A cat only has 9...

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Tom: I hate to say it but your girlfriend looks like a...

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How does a cow add and subtract? With a cowculator

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There is a swing party in the jungle. The monkey is walking around...

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How is it one careless match can start a forest fire but it takes...

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During the government shutdown nonessential White House employees...