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Lion jokes

  
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What is a lion's favorite state?
Maine
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A hungry lion was roaming through the jungle when he came across two men. One was reading a book and the other was typing on his typewriter. The lion quickly attacked the man reading the book and devoured him. The king of the jungle knew that readers digest and writers cramp.
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What do you call a show full of lions?
The mane event
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What does a lion call an antelope?
Fast food
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What did the lion say to his friends before they went out hunting for food?
"Let us prey"

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