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Requested in Society & Nature by MC Jester
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Did you hear about the fire at the old shoe factory? I bet some heel started it... a hundred soles were lost!
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"We have a witness who saw this pyromaniac... He said the guy was wearing a blazer."
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Why do flammable and inflammable mean the same thing?
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Why don't matches play baseball?
One strike and they're out.
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What did the candle say when was burnt out?
"I'm at my wick's end!"
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Do pyromaniacs wear blazers?
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How is it one careless match can start a forest fire but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?
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