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Why couldn't the hippie be saved from drowning? He was too far out...

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How does a leopard change his spots? When it gets tired of one...

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What does Winnie the Pooh have in common with John the...

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Man Steals Clock, Faces Time.

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What does a Christmas tree and the Pope have in common? They both...

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An Eskimo girl spent the night with her boyfriend. The next...

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What do you call a Polack with 500 girlfriends? A shepherd

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What is the German word for constipation? Farfrompoopin

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Q: Did you hear about what happened to the mohel who had cataracts...

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what is the best advert for gun control in America? Footage of...

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What is the Cuban national anthem? "Row Your Boat!"

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60% of Orientals have cataracts. The other 40% drive Lincoln...

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How does every ethnic joke start? By looking over your shoulder!

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What did the sign in the Egyptian funeral home say? "Satisfaction...

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What is the definition of Irish diplomacy? The art of telling...

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Hotel Clerk: Do you have reservations? Customer: What do I look...