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Attorney: Do you believe you are emotionally stable? Witness:...

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What is a monkey's favorite month? Ape-ril

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What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A bird can fly...

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What are a leper's favorite songs? "Footloose" and "Eyes Without a...

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What is a mouse's least favorite record? What's up Pussycat!

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Do cemetery workers prefer the graveyard shift?

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You might be a Republican if you've ever referred to the moral...

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If all automobiles in the country were pink what would we have? A...

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What do you call a 100-year old ant? An antique

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What do you get when you cross a lamb with a spaceship? The...

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Are oysters strong because they have large mussels?

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What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus? I wanna hold...

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What does a female snail say during sex? Faster, faster, faster!

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What do you call an unemployed goat? Billy Idol

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how do dolphins get high????? they puff-a-fish

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Do man-eating sharks eat women too?

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Abortion... It brings out the kid in you!

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Why do ginger people burn so easily? It's nature's way of telling...

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