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What is the difference between a walrus and a fox? About 7 drinks.

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Janet: I heard this song on the radio the other day but it sounded...

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What did the cowboy ride at the beach? A seahorse

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An old man returns from Thailand with his new Thai bride. His new...

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How do you know when the moon is going broke? When it's down to...

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Where do nudists go fishing? Moon River

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I used to like my neighbors. Then they put a password on their WiFi...

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What is a volcano? A mountain with the hiccups!

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Did you hear about the poor fortune teller? He's not making much...

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Pandas are the least racist animal... They're black, white and...

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A young polar bear cub approached his mother. Cub: Am I a polar...

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Ed: Have you ever smelled mothballs? Paul: Yeah. Ed: How did you...

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When a knight was killed in battle what sign did they put on his...

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What kind of horses go out after dusk? Nightmares

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Why did the spy cross the road? He was never really on your side.

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What happened to the two bedbugs who fell in love? They got...

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Why do we kill people for killing people to show that killing is...