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What did one angel say to the other? "Halo"

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Fighting for peace is like fucking for chastity.

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make a pig noise obnoxiously loud.

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Why do Americans choose from just two people to run for president...

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Did you hear about the desperado who tried to hijack a bus full of...

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Why are pirates so mean? They just arrrrrr!

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I had a TV Show about trees but it got axed.

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Did you hear about the guy who was half Irish and half...

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Why are JAPs hyochondriacs? Increasing their odds of meeting a...

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A person who speaks 2 languages is bilingual. A person who speaks...

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how can you insult the mafia? call them gangsters.

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"I'm not lazy. I'm physically conservative!"

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Life's a bitch and then you're reincarnated!

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"I wanted this date to end well so I brought my wingman......

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I was a war baby. My parents took one look at me and started fighting.

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Some people are willing to go out on a limb to conserve forests!

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"I saw a guy chatting up a cheetah. I figured he's trying to pull...

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What did the earthworm say to the caterpillar? "Who did you have...