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3 truths in religion... - Jews do not recognize Jesus as the...

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"Your mom's like an old cooker. Any old nob can turn her on!"

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Watch out boy, she'll chew you up  

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You might be from rural America if you think cow tipping is an...

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What is the new Chinese cookbook called? 101 Ways to Wok Your Dog

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Bank Manager: What is a cyclone? Banta: When a bank gives a loan...

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Who wrote the "Foot Problems of Big Lumberjacks?" Paul Bunion

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Knock knock Who's there? Stu Stu who? Stu cold out here! Let me in!

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A man with an alligator walks into a bar... Man: Do you serve...

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what do knights hate?A dragonflies!

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Two terrorists are having a discussion in a bar. Terrorist: We...

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What do you get if you cross a lion and a tiger? Mauled!

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If keep your head when everyone around you is losing theirs you...

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Dan: There's a great Spanish restaurant nearby. Rhonda: How...

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A man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.

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Why did Cleopatra think she didn't need to see a psychiatrist? She...

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What's black, crispy, and comes on a stick? Joan of Arc

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What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches? A nervous wreck!

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Why did the rooster run away? It was chicken.