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Why did the parrot wear a raincoat? He wanted to be a polyunsaturated.

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What season is it when you're on a trampoline? Spring-time

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This Jewish girl wanted me to meet her parents. She handed me a...

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What does a crocodile call a giraffe with three legs? Lunch. What...

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How did Princess Di stay so thin? She went on a crash diet.

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My dream job would be driving the karma bus...

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Why is it against the law to whisper? Because it isn't aloud!

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If the world was a jacket where would the people from the ghetto...

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Did you hear about the Polish wolf? He chewed off 3 legs and was...

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The chance of a piece of bread falling buttered side down is...

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A skunk didn't know what he was so he asked a duck. The duck...

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Yo mama so ugly she has to sneak up on a hurricane to catch a breeze.

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Woman: I feel really good about myself today. I gave a bum 5...

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"We were married in Long Island by a very Reform Rabbi... a Nazi!"

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Yo mama so ugly if she was a scarecrow the corn would run away!