Scarecrow jokes

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Why did the scarecrow take first prize?
He was outstanding in his field.

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"My mother-in-law got a part time job this summer... as a scarecrow."

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Yo mama so ugly if she was a scarecrow the corn would run away!

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Rural jokes

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You might be from rural America if you think cow tipping is an...

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Rooster jokes

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Why did the rooster run away? It was chicken.

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Cowboy jokes

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Why did the cowboy brush his teeth with gunpowder? So he could...

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Pig jokes

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That piggy looks constipated.

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Farmer jokes

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Sow your wild oats on Saturday night. Then on Sunday pray for crop...