Answer 1

What is the name for a short-legged tramp?
A low-down dirty bum!

Answer 2

Woman: I feel really good about myself today. I gave a bum 5 dollars.
Neighbor: You gave a bum a whole 5 dollars? That's pretty generous. What did your husband say about it?
Woman: He thought it was the right thing to do. He said "thanks!"

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Answer 5

Christian said my jokes are baaaaa-d hes a G.O.A.T.

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