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Crocodile jokes

  
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I was reading the biography of The Crocodile Hunter. It seems he loved the TV show Thunderbirds. But Stingray also held a special place in his heart...
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What do you get if you cross a crocodile and a flower?
I don't know but I'm not going to smell it!
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What does a crocodile call a giraffe with three legs?
Lunch.

What does a crocodile call a giraffe with two legs?
Leftovers.

What does a crocodile call a giraffe with four legs?
The one that got away.

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