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What do you call a turtle with an erection? A slow poke

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Why did the duck go to rehab? Because he was a quack addict!

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Did you hear about the man who did it with a parakeet? He...

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Why didn't the little drummer boy get into heaven? Because he woke...

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How come we choose from 2 people for President but 50 for Miss...

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"If it wasn't for pickpockets I'd have no sex life at all."

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Why did the cowboy brush his teeth with gunpowder? So he could...

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If you're in hell and you get mad at someone where do you tell...

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How do you Circumcise a Red Neck? Kick his sister in the Mouth!

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What is avoidable? The job of a bullfighter

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What is a zebra? 26 sizes larger than an 'A' bra

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What do you get if you cross an owl with a skunk? A bird that...

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If swimming keeps you in shape why do whales look like they do?

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What happened to the fly that landed on the toilet seat? It got...

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Why don't Buddhists vacuum in the corners? Because they have no...

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What do you call a Native American who is good at online...

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