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Duck jokes

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Why did the duck go to rehab?
Because he was a quack addict!

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What do you call a smart duck?
A wise quacker

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What birds steal soap from the bath?
Robber ducks

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What type of doctor treats ducks?
A quack!

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Why don't ducks tell jokes when they're flying?
Because they would quack up!

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What did the duck say in the drug store?
"Give me some Chap Stick and put it on my bill!"

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Why did the dog chase the duck?
Everyone kept telling him to get down.

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Hawk jokes

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Eagle jokes

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Woodpecker jokes

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4 jokes

Parrot jokes

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Did you hear about the man who did it with a parakeet? He...

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Owl jokes

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What do you get if you cross an owl with a skunk? A bird that...