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Turtle jokes

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If a turtle doesn't have a shell is it homeless or just naked?

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Why is Turtle Wax so expensive?
Because turtles have really tiny ears.

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What do you call a turtle with an erection?
A slow poke

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Clean Turtle jokes

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How do you make a turtle fast? Don't feed it.

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Hawk jokes

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Eagle jokes

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Hedgehog jokes

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Woodpecker jokes

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