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Patient: Everyone I meet thinks I'm a liar!
Doctor: Sorry but I don't believe that.
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Girlfriend: Why do you always lie?
Boyfriend: Because it's easier than standing up.
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Two boys were arguing when the teacher entered the room.
Teacher: Why are you arguing?
Boy: We found a 10 dollar bill and decided we'll give it to whoever tells the biggest lie.
Teacher: You should be ashamed of yourselves! When I was your age I didn't even know what a lie was.
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Don't tell any big lies today. The small ones can be just as effective!
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If a man tells a woman she's beautiful she'll overlook most of his other lies.
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Are you telling the truth if you lie in bed?
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