Answer 1

Attorney: How many times have you committed suicide?
Witness: Five times.

Answer 2

"I got home to find my wife had left a suicide note. She was even kind enough to leave a blank space for me to fill my name in."

Answer 3

Answer 4

Why do we kill people for killing people to show that killing is...

Answer 5

Do cemetery workers prefer the graveyard shift?

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Answer 7

I don't think he has a gun.

Answer 8