Famous Last Words jokes - Pardon My Ego

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Trust me. I know what I'm doing.

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Watch this! I saw it on Jackass last night.

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No, honey. There's no one in your closet. Stop crying and get some sleep. Watch, I'll take a look just to make sure.

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The gun isn't loaded, see?

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I'm not a skydiver but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express Last Night.

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Don't worry. This is a very safe neighborhood!

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Told you I wasn't afraid of heights.

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It looks like it's coming straight towards us.

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I did this in a video game last night.

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I don't know but let's find out!

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What happens if I press this?

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Do you smell something burning?

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Guinness World Records, here I come!

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OH SHIT!!!

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I don't think he has a gun.

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