Queen jokes

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What happens when the queen burps?
She issues a royal pardon.

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Why did Cleopatra think she didn't need to see a psychiatrist?
She was the Queen of Denial.

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Princess jokes

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How did Princess Di stay so thin? She went on a crash diet.

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Nazi jokes

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"We were married in Long Island by a very Reform Rabbi... a Nazi!"

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Peace jokes

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Fighting for peace is like fucking for chastity.

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Election jokes

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Why do Americans choose from just two people to run for president...

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Politically Correct jokes

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"I'm not lazy. I'm physically conservative!"