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Snail jokes

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Why do the French like snails?
Because they don't like fast food.

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What did one slug say to the other who had hit him and rushed off?
"I'll get you next slime!"

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What did the slug say as he slipped down the window very fast?
"How slime flies!"

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What do you do when 2 snails start fighting?
Leave them to slug it out.

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Where do snails buy gas?
Shell

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What is a slug?
A snail with a housing problem

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What does a female snail say during sex?
Faster, faster, faster!

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