Answer 1

What did the sheep say to the bee?
"Bah, humbug!"

Answer 2

What did one cloned sheep say to the other?
"I am ewe."

Answer 3

Where do you get virgin wool from?
Ugly sheep

Answer 4

Why did the ram run off the cliff?
It didn't see the ewe turn.

Answer 5

Why do white sheep eat more than black ones?
Because there's more of them.

Answer 6

What do sheep count when they can't get to sleep?

Answer 7

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a waterfall?
A wet blanket

Answer 8

What do you get when you cross a lamb with a spaceship?
The Starsheep Enterprise

Answer 9

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

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