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What did the Egyptian man say to the Egyptian woman?
"Come behind the pyramid and I'll make you a mummy!"
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What kind of view do you get from the top of a pyramid?
As Pharaoh the eye can see
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What did the sign in the Egyptian funeral home say?
"Satisfaction guaranteed or double your mummy back!"

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